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Like missing the perverse forest for the nitpicky trees

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Well, you're not necessarily evil - but you're pretty bad. Morals are something you don't concern yourself with. You're amoral... not immoral. So, what motivates you instead of ethics? Greed, lust, laziness, anger. The usual bad stuff. Bottom line, you're not trying to be a good person. In fact, it probably never crosses your mind. about me

There are a lot of stupid people out there. - Light Death Note

Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda

Parisini: You can't bludgeon through bureaucracy.
Shepard: I can bludgeon pretty hard.
Mass Effect

Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
Ulysses: Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated. - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck. - Lucius Fox The Dark Knight

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

Speed dating? No, no, that's like Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell. - Adrian Monk Monk

Ecstasy. A drug that makes you love everyone. Sounds like Hell to me. - John Waters

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap! - The Joker The Dark Knight

If God isn't mad at America, how do you explain this? Thundersnow? All of a sudden there's something called thundersnow. Oh, God is pissed, all right. Today it's thundersnow, tomorrow it's sleetnamis, floodnados, and the four snowmen of the Apocalypse. - Stephen Colbert

"Half of this crap is written in some archaic, proto demon cuneiform. And, I don't want to be rude, but the other half I think they just doodled." - Angelus Angel

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistible urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee. - Wrath Dark Lover

In the end, there is no greater motivation than revenge. - Mello Death Note

If you can stay calm while everyone else is running around screaming and panicking, perhaps you need to re-evaluate the situation.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Like missing the perverse forest for the nitpicky trees.

cotton candy for the damned - zeppo

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all. - Alexia Tarabotti Soulless

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. - George Orwell

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Fredrich Nietzsche

"I find myself suddenly needing to know the plural of the word, 'apocalypse'" - Buffy Summers Buffy the Vampire Slayer

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE! -Tyler Durden Fight Club

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others. Groucho Marx

Peace is a lie; there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. - Sith Code

Your twenties are sort of like driving across Montana. It just keeps going, and going, and the distant mountains of your thirties are far off on the horizon, and they never seem to get any closer. And then eventually you glance up from the roadmap, and dude! They're RIGHT THERE! There's snow! And maybe bears! And-- OH, GOD, IS THAT NORTH DAKOTA?! - ursulav

The lesson here is that dreams inevitably end in hideous implosions. - Ms. Bitters Invader Zim

Dale Smither: Funny, I didn't hear your footsteps.
Sylar: That's because there weren't any.
Dale Smither: That sound, in your heart. What is it?
Sylar: [smiling] Murder. Heroes

Watch out for small, balding men. They come at you with pretty boys then BAM! You're crying your eyes out at midnight. - o0ribbons0o

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Eventually most serial killers get caught. There's really not much of a retirement plan. - Dexter Dexter

Kyrian: Don't you have class today?
Nick: Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. And no, today's registration. I've got to figure out what I'm taking next semester.
Kyrian: I have a few things I need you to do today.
Nick: And that is different from any other day how?
Kyrian: Sarcasm, thy name is Nick Gautier.
Night Pleasures

come on, man, you can't tell a catholic that God doesn't exist. i'll go crusades on your ass - digitalbees

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Aldous Huxley

The only real question I have is why, in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight into the human soul, is Doakes the only one that gets the creeps from me? - Dexter Dexter

In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. Ray Bradbury

Give my regards to St. Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell. - Captain Hammer Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog

I want you to try this relaxation exercise I use in stressful situations like this. I want you to close your eyes and breath deep. Picture a peaceful mountain and stream. Picture yourself drowning the kidnapper in the stream. You're taking a rock from the stream and raising it above your head, and with tremendous force you're bringing... – Fi Burn Notice

biting into heads
is much harder than it looks
the skull is fiesty

~Zombie Haiku~

If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it. Brokeback Mountain

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house. Family Guy

Do I really look like a man with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. - The Joker The Dark Knight

Butch: You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident,
Phury: You broke my window.
Butch: Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it.
Phury: Twice.
Butch: Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen.
Lover Unbound

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Hearts cannot be broken. They are small and squishy things.

Beware the penguins...

"Gotta go, got a thing. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard....." Doctor Who

Temp - a mercenary in the war against data processing

Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White Clue

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Zach: Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters.
Sara: Bunnies?
Pack Challenge

Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. - Demetri Martin

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon

...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake. - L Death Note

It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo. - Kate Daniels Magic Bites

Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can't wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile. - Dexter Dexter

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." - Stewie Family Guy

Henriksen: I... shot the Sheriff.
Dean (stares at the dead cop for a minute): But you didn't shoot the Deputy.
Sam: *glares*

Nothing says "Happy birthday, Jesus" like your mom asking you to explain the mechanics of fisting. - topknot

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on. - Bubba Infinity: Chronicles of Nick

blood is really warm
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming

~Zombie Haiku~

Warner Bros. knows that the trailer could be two minutes of Dumbledore singing YMCA and that movie would still make $300M worldwide when it's released. They've got serious built-in audience. - randomoob

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My easy-going nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested. - Bill Pardy Slither

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? - Jayne Cobb Serenity

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

*hugs outside* I love you, kinda-fall. - revhhkitty

Fanfic is warping my brain.

Dean: You know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah? What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Dean: *nods*
Sam: Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick! Supernatural

Cowards die many deaths, the valiant taste death only once.

Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine. - Sam Supernatural

"Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." - Bella Swan Twilight

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. - Captain Mal Reynolds Serenity

Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. - Sam Supernatural

Butch: You're such a pain in the ass.
Vishous: Said the SIG to the Glock.
Lover Revealed

Not all men seek rest and peace; some are born with the spirit of the storm in their blood, restless harbingers of violence and bloodshed, knowing no other path."

Amanda: I thought only a wooden stake through the heart killed a vampire.
Kyrian: A wooden stake through the heart will kill just about anything. And if it doesn't, run like hell.
Night Pleasures

Never invoke the gods unless you want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy. - Ron Weasley Harry Potter

There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.

Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill. Supernatural

We are wolves in a flock of sheep. We are the hunters. We are the Alphas and we are on this Earth to conquer.

Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me.
Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Sam: (Dismissively) No, not that. (Smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually. Supernatural

It could be worse... You could be on fire.

yeah that whole deathbed thing makes people chatty dreadpiratekurt


I'm mean, nasty and insensitive. That's who I am. It's what makes me special. Deal with it. - Helga Hey Arnold

pain of the body relieves pain of the spirit

Clean, lemony-fresh VICTORY is MINE - Zim Invader Zim

"Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable.

Sticky notes of the apocalypse!!!! - Edd Ed, Edd and Eddy

l'shana tova y'all - oliveoyl

How come even Dudley/Goyle/Giant Squid has a Ship, but Ron/Trelawney (where the characters are at least acquainted - though they dislike each other, but that never stopped anyone before coughDracoHarrycough - and are at least the same species, for God's sake) hasn't? Something should be done. - pixelbit

Yes, it was big. And ugly. And smelly. But none of that was important, because it was my big, ugly, smelly thing that I had found at the landfill and no one could take it away from me. Unless they felt like it.

When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. - Karl Marx

I am one of those bad things that happen to good people.

THERE IS NO BACKROOM AT THE KIOSK! Yes sir, I'll just crawl through the drawer under my register, flounce and frolic through the land of fucking Narnia and find you your stupid obscure catbreed calender! - smu

And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light.

Light: What was it?
L: Nothing. Just another of Matsuda's unimportant idiocies
Light: Well Matsuda does have that natural ignorance.
Matsuda: Those two know that we can hear them right?
Death Note

"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly" - Edward Cullen Twilight

"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess." - Dexter Dexter

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. - Alfred The Dark Knight

I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value. - John Waters

Yesterday was the 7 layer burrito equivalent of stupid. - orobouros

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it. Groucho Marx

Groo: You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion – Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words...
Angel: Mmm o-kay...
Groo: "Pomegranate Mist" is the wrong color for this room. - Angel

"She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture." - Absolutely Fabulous

they are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs

~Zombie Haiku~

Paranoid? Probably but just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face. - Harry Dresden Storm Front

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. George Carlin

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

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