I found this post from a few years ago and it made me smile
http://grimmy23.livejournal.com/231295.html

I wish people wouldn’t preach to me. It’s really annoying when I am at work and some delivery guy comes in and witnesses to me for twenty minutes.

One of my bosses is also a preacher and I don't hear it from him. I don't need to hear it from you.

Just do your job and let me do mine.

So I went to play cards with my mom and her friends tonight. We rode together because my dad was asleep and it seemed like too much effort to wait for my mom to leave, move his truck, move my car to the street, and then move his truck again.

So, we're driving down the road and I think out loud.

Me: I wonder why they built a Methodist Church on this street.
Her: It's better than a night club.
Me: It would be close though, I could walk there.
*omit brief argument about being abducted and the likelyhood of that*
Her: Well you could walk to the Church.
Me: I don't go to church.
Her: *sarcastic tone* No. It's against your religion.
Me: *laughs so hard I slide down in my seat and gasp for breath*