So, I've been working my ass off on this damn divorce decree for a client that I don't like anyway. I even worked through lunch. I give to him to look over because he has court in, oh *checks time* ten minutes. He tells me, "It's all wrong". I ask him "What, specifically, is wrong?" Because I can fix it. He says "The whole thing. This isn't even current." I tell him that its not supposed to be current as of now, just through March of 2006 when the divorce was final and has to follow what the Judge orders. He said, "She's not going to sign this and neither am I." He throws it on my desk and walks outside.

Then my boss comes in with him and tries to tell him what I told him and he asks me to go ahead and make copies. He can tell I'm not my usual chipper self, because he asks me what's wrong. I tell him that I have a headache. Its not his fault that the client is an ass, after all.

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