Because I know I should be sleeping by now. I guess its time to change sleeping pills, again.

(Old as hell) links for the bored! Yay!

Most of these are NSFW but still make me laugh

still one of my favorite flash animations of all time:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/moresexthanme.html

The runners up:

Weeeeeeeeeeee!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

I'm a cow.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~afleay/cow/

Badger
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/badgers.html

PB&J
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php
(my kids really like that one)

The Llama Song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ&feature=related

Potter Pals
Bothering Snape
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IjiehKCRaLs

Mysterious Ticking Noise
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4&feature=related

This morning I am picking up after my boys and I find this note, all spelling errors are an 8 year old's doing:


first and last name of his brother sleep talks in bed

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first and last name of his brother does B.I.N.G.O. in underwere when no one is looking

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first and last name of his brother keeps bathroom door open wereing sundress



It is so wrong that I find this hilarious? My boys watch Supernatural with me... sometimes.
However, they have never seen Mystery Spot, which is what this little note reminds me of.


So it seems that the other twin is unintentionally channeling Dean Winchester.


Gotta go finish the laundry now.

So, I was checking my email and on the front page of my AOL I see a story about "racist" video games. Rather its a story on how certain video games make one more likely to be a racist *raise eyebrow*. I'm a masochist so I click.

This has got to be the funniest response ( ever" )

Also I saw a movie called Salvage yesterday. It is kinda low budget horror and I really wanted to make fun of it. I give 4 out of 5 stars. Its a bit on the gory side, and is intentionally confusing for alot of it. I didn't figure it out, until 20 minutes from the end. Even then, I didn't have it ALL figured out. I recommend it if you like horror like that.

I didn't expect it to be very good. Especially after watching Zombie Honeymoon right before that. Which by the way brought new definition to the word suck.

I've been trying to change but I'm just so tired of fighting my nature.






and now for something completely different...

( supernatural fandom stuff )

I plan on posting a BIG picture post later but while I am at work, just this one little thing.

( myspace message )

I've known her for over ten years.

( my playlist for the morning )
But then the bosses came back so no more tunes. Had to do dictation instead.

overheard in my living room

David "Nanny? Do you have any carnival talents?"

I found this post from a few years ago and it made me smile
http://grimmy23.livejournal.com/231295.html

Short story... once while washing my sons' hair, I poured a cup of water over one their heads. At which point, he freaked. He stood up, and grabbed for the towel screaming, "My EYES!!!!!!! I'm BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!".

At the time, I didn't find it that funny because I was soaked. Once I dried off I found it hysterical though.

So I made an icon. I'm at work, so I just made it in like three minutes in msn paint. Now, I just have to find reason to use it.

Cool parents (he's sleeved, she was wearing a Slipknot shirt, 4 year old boy with a mohawk singing a Ramones song at the table)I waited on tonight gave me a $7 tip and their phone number so we can hang out sometime.

I love being a waitress.


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Text message that made Kristenblonde_elmoe laugh:

Me - some guy "left a really good tip though."

Kristen - "Yeah, I bet he did *wink*"

Me - "Sex is always good but it doesn't put happy meals on the table."

http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=81091306425

I am giggling maniacally right now.

If you have to say that you aren't a pervert in a news report, you probably are. If you say it twice...

and bowling?

zanyzounds I know you'll get a kick out of this.

As seen on a chopstick wrapper:


Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history
and cultual.

So I went to play cards with my mom and her friends tonight. We rode together because my dad was asleep and it seemed like too much effort to wait for my mom to leave, move his truck, move my car to the street, and then move his truck again.

So, we're driving down the road and I think out loud.

Me: I wonder why they built a Methodist Church on this street.
Her: It's better than a night club.
Me: It would be close though, I could walk there.
*omit brief argument about being abducted and the likelyhood of that*
Her: Well you could walk to the Church.
Me: I don't go to church.
Her: *sarcastic tone* No. It's against your religion.
Me: *laughs so hard I slide down in my seat and gasp for breath*