The crazy lady just called again.
She asked me to tell my boss that she wants him to bring her ten slabs of ribs and 11 billion dollars every monday.

She'll be looking for him tonight.

My boss asked me yesterday if today was "Bring Buster to Work Day" so today I brought my puppy so everyone could see how big he has gotten.

This guy ( http://grimmy23.livejournal.com/420091.html ) is back. I’m trying not to be too hard on him today since his wife just served him with divorce papers and he seems downtrodden already. I hope he doesn’t piss me off today; I would hate to have to kick him while he is down.

Don’t get me wrong, I will. The man is full of shit and nothing irritates me more (or faster) than a liar. He told me this morning that his (soon to be ex-) wife was approved for Social Security Disability all the way to the Supreme Court where they told her that they were denying her claim. First of all, if they had approved her, the Supreme Court never would have been involved. They say “Yes, you’re disabled” then there is no one else to go through.
You’re done.
Only if they deny you, do the other courts get involved. They say no, then you file a Request for Reconsideration, if they say no, then you ask for a hearing in front of an Administrative Law Judge, they say no, THAT’S when you take it to the Supreme Court. They say no and you’re screwed. Best you can hope for is to reapply and hope they see it differently.

I know the law and I’m a people watcher. You have to be GOOD to bullshit me and he’s not good enough.
I put on my headphones and ignored him.

Short update:

I got asked on a date by someone who isn't either a client and/or a criminal. Awesome.


Crazy lady called four times today. She has a nick name at "the home". They call her "Sticky" and I really, REALLY don't want to know why.
Today she told me that she wants us to sue Seminole County and the State of Oklahoma for 50 trillion dollars... because they meddle in her business. Too many smart-ass people think they know her. *snicker*

Also the Department of Human Services borrowed 92 billion dollars from her. She'd like it back now.


Survey type thing stolen from bobbinrob
( what do you call )

I ordered the boys' birthday cake today. I stayed up last night filling out all the invites so they could pass them out today. I need to buy goodie bags and stuff to fill them and hopefully see about getting a pinata. They aren't as easily found around here but, I could always make one.
It's not like its rocket science.
Just time consuming.

Also, I forgot to mention... had some guy selling meat and seafood off the back of his truck (which I didn’t trust when I lived right off the Gulf, let alone now that I am over 500 miles from it) who stopped by. He seemed a nice enough guy but, he had some sort of G-rated Tourette's syndrome. He kept saying “Jiminy Christmas”...
randomly...
for no apparent reason. 0_o

Not that there are too many opportunities that it would be in context and certainly not 9 times in less than 5 minutes. Maybe it was my floral nightgown at 2 in the afternoon that “shocked” him so but, I doubt it.

I think some people should be required to have breathalizers installed on their phones. If you are legally drunk, you can only call 911 or a taxi service.

No more drunk dialing for you.

Ok, it's 1:30 (almost) and I really want a nap. Crazy lady called this morning. She would like someone to bring her 11 billion dollars every two weeks. Took everything I had not to tell her, "Want in one hand..." but I did tell her my name was Cher today. Last week I was Amy. Next time I talk to her, I think I'm going to go with Madonna. Then she told me she wanted us to sue ourselves for extortion and embezzlement.

Who the hell gave the crazy lady a thesaurus?

I had lunch with mom today, she was telling me about this incompetent woman in her office. After she vented to me about her for about ten minutes I told her that I was going to buy her a t-shirt for her to wear to work. One that says, "I see stupid people".


Also, I’m bored so I'm posting two of my favorite graveyard pics from the past few months.

Big pictures, so you know what that means ( clicky )

This cemetary is actually on my road. Since I live in the middle of nowhere now, I started taking pictures at graveyards. Mostly because I don't have anything better to do. I usually bring the boys in the evenings, when I don't think that we will disturb anyone. This one grave though... I've never seen anything like this before.

Cut for size. I can't even get mail at my house, ( how do they )

I have decided that I should stop listening to the crazy lady voice mails. They are far too time-consuming.. I really should but, they are definitely entertaining. Some highlights from this weekend's voicemail:

( it got long )

And I shouldn't read badfic_quotes while I am trying to look like I am doing serious legal work.

Trying not to laugh out loud kinda blows my cover.

People are crazy.

That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast that is already in progress.

I hate people somedays.
HATE

I answer the phone, its one of my job duties.

( first call )

Is today the day to mess with me?

No. Seriously. Because I just got this call:

( omgwtfbbq )