The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.


Also... there are some days when it is completely apparent why my children do not lump me in with all the other adults in the world.

Earlier, we were all eating Pop Rocks and my dad was talking to me. Then I stuck my tongue out, with the Pop Rocks on them, to let him see them "pop". He made a face and went to go smoke.

Yeah, I'm all grown up.