Thanksgiving Night: I got completely and utterly wasted and sang karaoke with Cody. Bad karaoke. *snicker*

Yesterday Morning: my ex-husband called me to ask if I was interested in having sex with him again. *he keeps asking, the answer never changes* I told him no. Then he asked if I would do it for $500.
EXCUSE ME?!?!?!
I told him that if he had $500 he should give it to me anyway for his children. Then I told him that I had two prices, "free" or "Oh, honey you couldn't afford me" and if I said no to "free" does he honestly think $500 could sway me? Then I hung up on him.

*sigh*
He's completely insane.

Right Now: I am watching CSI and waiting for my parents to get home so I can go have some sushi.