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| User: | grimmy23 (66928)  Naughty girls get presents all year long.
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| Name: | Cristina | |
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| Location: | Cromwell, Oklahoma, United States | |
| Bio: | Mood theme made by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lidiHeader by sweet_silence01Do or do not, there is no try.   If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic. Evil is not a philosophy. It is neither a means nor an end. It is an attitude and a way of life. I'm not an artist; I'm a fucking work of art. Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -Henry Louis Mencken If you can stay calm while everyone else is running around screaming and panicking, perhaps you need to re-evaluate the situation. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Like missing the perverse forest for the nitpicky trees. cotton candy for the damned - zeppo"Yesterday at the market, I saw a couple holding hands... and I realized we'll never do that. Never anything like it. No picnics or unguarded smiles. No rings. Just... stolen moments that leave too quickly." "I find myself suddenly needing to know the plural of the word, 'apocalypse'" Your twenties are sort of like driving across Montana. It just keeps going, and going, and the distant mountains of your thirties are far off on the horizon, and they never seem to get any closer. And then eventually you glance up from the roadmap, and dude! They're RIGHT THERE! There's snow! And maybe bears! And-- OH, GOD, IS THAT NORTH DAKOTA?! - ursulavThe lesson here is that dreams inevitably end in hideous implosions The world's full of apathy, but I don't care come on, man, you can't tell a catholic that God doesn't exist. i'll go crusades on your ass - digitalbees  Lois: What's going on down here? Stewie: Oh, we're playing house. Lois: That boy's all tied up. Stewie: Roman Polanski's house. And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light. Oh pfft, I'm sure the family is inbred like whoa. - teleportingia talking about the MalfoysWe grow up to give up. Your soul is mine and I'll take some candy too. Yesterday was the 7 layer burrito equivalent of stupid. - orobouros"She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture." - Absolutely Fabulous "Half of this crap is written in some archaic, proto demon cuneiform. And, I don't want to be rude, but the other half I think they just doodled." - Angelus Angel "Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!" - Stewie Family Guy "Oh, sad is the world, but I have Kavorkian scarrrrf.....'round my neck!" Kavorkian Scarf Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White in Clue Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. - Demetri Martin "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." - Stewie - Family Guy Henriksen: I... shot the Sheriff. Dean (stares at the dead cop for a minute): But you didnt shoot the Deputy. Sam: *glares* Supernatural Nothing says "Happy birthday, Jesus" like your mom asking you to explain the mechanics of fisting. - topknotkeine Rettung für mich  made by carmendoveSometimes you can cry until theres nothing left wet in you. My easy-going nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested. Bill Pardy -Slither Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? - Jayne Cobb in Serenity A rose by any other name would still attract aphids. *hugs outside* I love you, kinda-fall. - revhhkittyFanfic is warping my brain. Dean: You know she could be faking. Sam: Yeah? What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dean: *nods* Sam: Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick! Supernatural How can it mean anything to me if I really don't feel anything at all? A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Sam: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine… Supernatural Cowards die many deaths, the valiant taste death only once. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married. Caution: heavily medicated for your safety I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. - Captain Mal Reynolds in Serenity Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. Supernatural Not all men seek rest and peace; some are born with the spirit of the storm in their blood, restless harbingers of violence and bloodshed, knowing no other path." Never invoke the gods unless you want them to appear. It annoys them very much. "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." -Ron Weasley There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.  made by carmendoveDean: Planes crash! Sam: And apparently clowns kill. Supernatural The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. Hearts cannot be broken. They are small and squishy things. Beware the penguins... Sam: Our lives are weird, man. Supernatural Temp- a mercenary in the war against data processing Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me. Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Sam: (Dismissively) No, not that. (Smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually. Supernatural It could be worse... You could be on fire. I COMMAND ALL TREES AND PLANTS TO STOP HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW - chaobell"I'm mean, nasty and insensitive. That's who I am. It's what makes me special. Deal with it." - Helga pain of the body relieves pain of the spirit Clean, lemony-fresh VICTORY is MINE "Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk." Sticky notes of the apocalypse!!!! - Edd Small, green leafy bodies, long tongues drooling over sharp incisors, they weren't human, they were brussel sprouts, killer brussel sprouts. Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb. carrot. Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa... Film at 11 A higher level of pain Is racing through my veins l'shana tova y'all - oliveoylHow come even Dudley/Goyle/Giant Squid has a Ship, but Ron/Trelawney (where the characters are at least acquainted - though they dislike each other, but that never stopped anyone before coughDracoHarrycough - and are at least the same species, for God's sake) hasn't? Something should be done. - pixelbit Yes, it was big. And ugly. And smelly. But none of that was important, because it was my big, ugly, smelly thing that I had found at the landfill and no one could take it away from me. Unless they felt like it. When in doubt, poke it with a stick. Love turns to lust the sensations I've felt Exploring the pleasures of sin Making the best of the cards I've been dealt Adjusting the odds so I win  Squick. You know you want it. "The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain." - Karl Marx The root of all evil is the heart of a black soul. A force that has lived all eternity. I am one of those bad things that happen to good people. THERE IS NO BACKROOM AT THE KIOSK! Yes sir, I'll just crawl through the drawer under my register, flounce and frolic through the land of fucking Narnia and find you your stupid obscure catbreed calender! - smu | |
| Memories: | 143 entries | |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |
| Interests: | 143: accents, adam baldwin, adult fanfiction, angel, anglophile, asphyxia, b movies, bad boys, barbarians, bats, bdsm, beasts, being communal, biting, blood, bobby singer, bombshells, bones, booth/bones, britcoms, bruce campbell, btvs, bullet tooth tony, captain jack harkness, carnal, casual sex, cats, cemeteries, challenges to authority, choo-choo bear, darkfic, david boreanaz, david tennant, dean winchester, dexter, doctor who, dragons, dramione, eddie izzard, england, erotica, fan fiction, fear, fetishes, fire, firefly, flirting, frolicking naked, furries, gareth david-lloyd, germany, gir, goth, harry potter, heavy metal, hedonism, hentai, honesty, hoodoo, horror, house, ianto jones, independant evil sex taker, instincts, invader zim, jared padalecki, jason statham, jayne cobb, jayne/kaylee, jeff dunham, jeffrey dean morgan, jensen ackles, jhonen vasquez, jim beaver, joaquin phoenix, john barrowman, john winchester, johnny the homicidal maniac, kinky sex, kissing, leather, masochism, megalomania, monk, monty python, nc-17, new orleans, non-con, not acting my age, oklahoma, ooh shiny, owls, pain, perversions, pervy pirate fancier, piercings, piracy, primal instincts, primitive, pwp, rain, rammstein, richard laymon, rockabilly, rocky horror picture show, rope, rough sex, route 66, sadists, sam winchester, scary movies, seeley booth, sensuality, serenity, simon/river, slash, slytherin, smut, snakes, snow, squick, star wars, submission, supernatural, t.a.p.s., tattoos, ten, texas, tin man, torchwood, touching, type o negative, video games, viggo mortensen, vinnie jones, voltaire, voodoo, vore, voyeurism, whips, wincest, winchesters, zombies | |
| Schools: | Jennie Reid Elementary School - La Porte, TX (1982 - 1988) Baker Middle School - La Porte, TX (1989 - 1991) Gentry Middle School - Baytown, TX (1990 - 1991) Ross S. Sterling High School - Baytown, TX (1991 - 1995) | |
| Friends: | 531: View Friends. | |
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